Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo momma so stupid...	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Flies in a Lightbulb
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	A Real Watch Dog	Bamming in 'Bama
Whack Off	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	That's tacky	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Respecting the First Lady	Yo mama's...Fat	Confucius...Fisherman	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
Bull	Genie and the Taliban	Yo Mama's So Stupid	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Blonde's Vocabulary	That's A Buncha Bull	Yo mama so fat...	Bed Football
Split Up The Middle	Adult Swim	Yo mama's So Poor	Topless Fat Woman
Bush Has a Short One	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	It's A War-Like Country	Viagra Coffee
Paying the Price of Marriage	Redneck Toasts	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo mama's So Fat
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Yo mama's...Fat	Three Girls Go Camping	Houston Schoolin'
Obese Michigan Mammas	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Dynamite!
Blonde and Genie	Yo Mama's Teeth...	DJ's First Day of School	Hollywood Lessons
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?