- Funny Jokes - Links - Submit a Joke - Contact Us

Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

65 votes, And 703 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Hail to the Moron
Yo mama's So Stupid	Adam and Eve	Clinton and a lightbulb	Elephant Tampon
Two Things About a Blonde	Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Engineering Exam
Blonde Who Has it All	Banana Peel	The corporate ladder	Yo mama so short...
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	yo mama's hair...
Nudist BMOC	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Hoshimota	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Hide the Duke	Ten Cents	Smurf and Turf	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
One hungry Bush...	The Raffle	Blonde Snowman	Blonde and License Plates
Holiday	Yo mama's So Poor	Doctor Demented	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
Yo mama's...Stupid	Gorilla in Heat	Cuban Delicacy	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Bush Does a Favor	Yo Mama's Feet	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	Greg Norman
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	The Answer	Hand me downs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Blondevision