Sand

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Carefully Placed Periods	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	What's the difference between a blonde...
No one is safe	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Yo mama's...Poor	The Farmer's Daughters
Blonde Data	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Nurse
One hungry Bush...	Lake Wannaswimma	Blonde E-Mail	Yo Mama's So Old
After the Honeymoon...	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Flat	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Farmer and the Cow	Constipation	Swinging Redneck
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Never Seen A Priest	Sleep Now
Blow in the Blonde's	Flour Patch	Blonde in Grocery Store	You So Ugly
Southern Values	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Little Green Balls	There was a man who loved baked beans...
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Redneck Oral Hygiene
Very Robust Zacklies	Yo mama's So Poor	Getting Old	Lip Service
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer