Sand

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

747	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	The Man With One Brain
Frenchman Walks into a Bar	Clinton after Coitus	The Blind Man	New Priest In Town
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Instant-Win Airbags!	Confucious...Baseball	Morning at the White House
Yo mama is so poor...	Better Luck Next Time	Yo Mama's So Small	Toothbrush
Full Speed Ahead	Yo mama's so Stupid	Who dun it?	Scratch Those Thangs
Bush Has a Short One	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar
Yo Mama's So Country	Political Pampers	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Yo mama's...Stupid
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Wedding Night
Do it like mammals	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Fly Away	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas
Chucky at the Movies	Branch-Davidians	Signs You're Burned Out	Yo mama's So Poor
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama is so dumb...
Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	French Stamps
Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's...Forklift