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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Occupy This	Hilarious Signs	Adult Swim
Flies in a Lightbulb	Ignorance	Women vs. Dog Poop	72?
Redneck Ghost Story	Cannibals	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Three Blondes
Baywatch	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Blonde and Halogen	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double
Dump List	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	A Natural Blind	Blonde's Medical Exam
Playing Doctor	Bad Lawyer	I See You!	Bleachin Yo Mama
Sex Contract	Redneck Feast	Bulimic Bachelor Party	High Stakes
Yo mama's So Stupid	President Clinton & the Pope	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Elephant and Man
Shirt Words	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama	Not So Saved by the Bell	Dolly's Kids
Little Green Balls	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo mama's So Fat	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	The Blonde and Her Melons	Yo mama's So Stupid
Heh. Stupid Blondes.	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Straight Leper Flush	Those Shady Frenchies
You Might Be A Redneck	A bear was chasing a little rabbit...