How many programmers?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Clinton's Music	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Wife vs. Job	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Flour Patch	Osama's Valentine
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Pee On A Ferrari	B-Day Sex	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Blonde Alumna	Redneck Spelling Test	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Little Johnny is Number One
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blind Skydivers	Three Nuns and a Parrot	Horny Old Ladies
Fishermen with Skills	Three Drunk Men	Adam Talks All About Eve	Sex In Advertising
Potential & Reality	Monks Made a Mistake	Yo mama's...Skinny	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	A Blonde Party	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	Rubbing Her The Right Way
We're Talking Small	Windows 666	Hobo vs. Homo	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Redneck Baseball	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Braggadocio
One Minute Maid	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Lawyer in a Tree	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
Tales From The Shire	Mirror, Mirror	Fish TV	Balls and Old Ladies
Men and Computers	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama