How many programmers?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	The Bottom Line	Where Are My Meds?	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton and a lightbulb	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Osama's Valentine
Blonde in the Third Grade	Three men were in a sauna...	Yo Mama So Dry	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Talking Out of Your Ass	Blonde Data	Yo mama's...Dirty
Fart Glossary	Multi-Balls	Wizard of Oz	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
A Horse Walks Into a Bar	The 11th Commandment	Wedding Night Pranks	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Vaseline Knob	Sex and Air	Oldest Couple Ever	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Democrat's Concession	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Return the Dog	Atlanta School Board
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Lost with Translation
The Blonde and the Blinker	Touchy Feely Cracky	You Big Tomato	Condit Arrest
Yo mama's...Ugly	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Bin Laid	Yo mama's So Ugly
Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub	Gross Grandma
Runny Noodle	Blonde's Favorite Group