Lawyers or Rats?

Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?

They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	Dick Cheney and the Bushes
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	What's Worse?	I've Got Shingles	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Technically and Reality?	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Oscar Meyer	Clinton's Favorite Things	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde and Drive-Thru	How do you drown a blonde?	Yo mama's so stupid...
Red Ring	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	The Clever Lawyer
Bubba Gets Smart	Here, Piggy, Piggy	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
Guess What I Am?	The Blonde and the Worm	Chuckie Cheese Please	Actual Police Quotes
Yo mama's So Old	Blondes and Fun	You might be a redneck if...	Executive Rimmin'
Brown and Serve	Gay Church	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	If Resumes Told the Truth
Blondes at Sea	Yo mama is so dumb...	Democrat's Concession	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	DJ's First Day of School	Yo mama's So Old	Blonde's Appendicitis
Where did it go?	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker