Lawyers or Rats?

Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?

They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Three Stupid Wives	Weiner Eater	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Poor	Bush's Morning Run	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
The Vampire	Confessions Of Sodom	Black Sheep	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Capitol Parrot	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Lawyer Stamps	West Virginia Custody Battle
Yo mama's...Fat	Stone Surprise	Yo Mama so Bald	Mrs. Shagwell
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Juicy Squirt	Yo mama's So Poor
Clinton's Bookmarks	Burning Bush	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Scooby Doo
Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Blonde Lightbulb	Yo mama's So Small	Yo mama's so dumb...
Mommy Almost Died	Lost with Translation	Redneck At The Restaurant	350 Pounder?
Ghetto Mama	How to Annoy Your Co-Workers	Annoying Boy on Bus	JFKaput
Holy Water	Nudist Colony	Dumb as Rocks	Chilled Crabs
Attention-Seeking Redneck	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Bus Stop Blondes	The Hired Help
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Yo Mama vs. Titanic