Women vs. Dog Poop

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Virgin Trucker	Two Things About a Blonde	Dumb as Rocks	Paying the Price of Marriage
Bright Eyes	A man's logic	Lucky Frog	Genie and the Taliban
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Osama's New City	Laptop
Drunk Superhero	Blonde Diet	Retired Marine	Viagra Coffee
The Blonde's Special Order	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	HMO Executive	Shop At WalRusMart	Yo mama's...Stupid
Penis Requests a Raise	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Never Seen A Priest	What's Your Poison?
It Burns	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Yo mama's...Bus	3 Men, 3 Wishes
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...	Abstinence	Vaseline Knob	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Chucky at the Movies	Morning at the White House	Politically Speaking	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	77	Animal House	Hans Across Iraq
Yo mama is so dumb...	A Few Good Men	IQ Test	Guns and Rednecks
Blonde Road Crossing	Straight Leper Flush