Irish Cream

 
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'

"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower. So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes 'ding-ding!'

"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesnt ring. The woman nods.

"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."

"Ding-ding!"

105 votes, And 1190 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
Pencil
Dead Bird
Which girlfriend should I marry?
Rub It
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Golf and Public Restrooms
Coma
Michael Jackson's baby
Viagra Overdose

.: Highest Rated Jokes
Pharmacist Phun
Sunday School
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
OSU
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
Yo mama's...Ugly
Ancient Chinese Torture
Hulking Mass
Yo mama's So Short
Yo mama's...Stupid