- Funny Jokes - Links - Submit a Joke - Contact Us

HR Lingo

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

34 votes, And 2279 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde in a Swimming Race	Yo mama's so fat...	New Priest In Town	First Day Out
What's Black?	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Adult Swim	Blondes and cow patties
In a murder trial...	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Jungle Gaiety	Hide the Duke
The Facts of Life	The Poopie List	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Parakeet Cereal
You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Twisted Baby Joke	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Blonde Laugh
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so Stupid	White, Slimy, & Horny	Redneck Job Interview
Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	Osama's New City
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	You Might Be a Redneck if...	The Wet and the Blonde
Blondes and Bricks	Blonde and License Plates	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Lawyers in Lust	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Blonde With License	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Saving Her Butt	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Snack Food
The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Surprise Package	Yo mama's So Fat	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge
Fred bin Flintsone	40 Things Never Said By Southerners