Scale

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, “One at a time, please.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Sunroof You All Night Long	Hungry Mama	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Women vs. Dog Poop	Arkansas Scholars
B-Day Sex	Yo mama's So Fat	Paper Street	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
A Real WANGsta	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Men's English	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
Yo mama is so poor...	Yo mama's...Door	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Brushing Hair
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Hiding In The Closet	Soy Toy	Pitching a Tent
Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Hot Air Balloon	Where's the Blow Hole	Blondes and Fun
Viagra Coffee	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Dinner's Ready!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Arkansas Scholars
Flies on Poo	Yo mama's So Ugly	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Blonde Nurse	Naked Man on the Run	Blonde Tag
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	A Few Good Lawyers	Blonde and Drive-Thru
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Yo mama is a fatty