Safe Sex

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	It Ain't Surgery	A Small Journey Through Hell	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Yo Mama's So Small	No one is safe	Adult Swim	Hiney Bubbles
Three Hellos	The Blonde Flight Attendant	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
Yo mama is so nasty...	If Ever You're Choking...	Bed Football	Carefully Placed Periods
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Yo mama's...Forklift	Blonde NASA Engineer	Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..
Blind Skydivers	Lawyer Stamps	Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
Yo mama's... stupid	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Brain Cell
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Yo mama's...Hair	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Blonde and Missed Bus
You KNOW You're a Redneck	Yo mama's So Poor	Not Going To Try This Again	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia
You Might Be A Redneck...	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Orgy at Never Neverland	Hans Across Iraq	Blonde's Shoes	Blond with a cell phone
Student Nurse	Lawyer-Client Relations	Real Blonde?	TeleBlond
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN