Safe Sex

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Wife vs. Job	Braggadocio	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Yo mama's so fat... two buses
Hard Drive	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Highly Illogical	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Pop Goes The Blonde	Holy Water	Dr. Doctor	Dirty Tricks
Yo mama's So Fat	Fat Dude	Blonde Nurse	Question...Sex Change
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Gold Digger	Irish Cream	I Don't Like My Brother
Dirty Tricks	Chin nuts	I See You!	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Actual Police Quotes	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	First Lady	What is red and green?
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Blonde's Finals	Condit vs. Clinton
You Might Be A Redneck	Witchy Women	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo mama's So Stupid
Tickle These, Elmo	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Please pass the mayo
Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	South Park Haters...	Yo Mama... Shotgun	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Take It Like A Man, Baby	Redneck Accessories	Indecent Exposure	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Inventions