Safe Sex

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Rows of Corn	Man and Pharmacist	Blonde On A Fence	Talking Italian
Donkey Compliment	Deernuts and Beernuts	Afghani Fowl	American Divorce
Redneck's Last Words	Hole in One	Rosebud	Bush Does a Favor
Land Of Milk And Honey	Blonde Data	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD
Sliding Doors	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Instant-Win Airbags!	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Stupid	Helisoft	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Clinton & A Screwdriver	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's... stupid
Sex and Air	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Fishing For a Sale
Don't Welsh On Me	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Ghost story for tots	The Raffle
You Might Be A Redneck	Go Fish	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Church
Yo mama's...Stupid	Broom Factory	Sex Over-Easy	Think About It
Adam Talks All About Eve	Yo mama's...Fat