Safe Sex

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

XXX Blondes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Rosebud	Bill Of No Rights
The President''s Puzzle	Redneck's Last Words	Closest Shave Ever	F-A-R-M
Redneck Drivers	Blonde Braincells	Yo mama's...Fat	Witchy Women
Gay Midget	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Blonde in Grocery Store
Blondes and Iceberg	Avon Calling	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Jedi Nights
Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Blonde Driver	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde E-Mail
Women vs. Dog Poop	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Surprise Package	Blonde Diet
Bunny Love	The Definition of	Confucious	69
Sex and Dieting	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up	Yo mama's So Lazy	Redneck Feast
M&M's	Blonde lumberjack	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Three Stupid Wives
No Special Sauce?	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Fish Market	Horny Old Ladies
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Curd and Rod	Biting	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Gum