Safe Sex

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Home Improvement	Perfect Fit	Dumb as Rocks	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Little Leprechaun?	Genital Mutilation is Funny
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
Clear Blue Easy	Three Nuns and a Parrot	Diplomacy Definition	Yo mama's so hairy...
Canni Ball!	Wallet and Genitals	Pervert Psychiatrist	Yo mama's So Poor
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Laxative Cough Therapy	Drink up
77 vs 69	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Forest Gump	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Yo mama's so Nasty	Sports and Virility	Yo mama's So Stinky	Blondes n' Crayons
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	What A Woman/Man Really Means	Chilled Crabs
Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Yo mama's...Ugly	Confucius...Sausage	Lawyers Off Bridge...
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Soy Toy	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Hairy	Redneck At The Restaurant	Factory Girl
Yo mama's...Fat	Boo Hoo