Scale

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Loose Potatoes	Olllllld Lawyer	Whistle While You Twurk
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Brunettes and God	Houston Schoolin'
Chuck The Yuck	Gore & Pantyhose	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's So Hairy
Politics and Golf	Eternal Judgment	Constipation	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Can't Take You Anywhere	Sex In Advertising	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Adam's New Organs
American Divorce	Men Two Hobbies	Redneck Honeymoon	Southern Values
Yo mama's So Fat	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Lawyers in Lust	One day a blonde went into a department ...
Post Turtle President	Two Hookers	The Deer Hunt	Yo mama's So Stupid
Mommy, Mommy!	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	40 Things Never Said By Southerners
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Bird and Bloke
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Anthem	Pitching a Tent	Cook
Yo mama's...Stupid	What would you do?	Counting Condoms	Little Wanky
MasterCard For Men	Touchy Feely Cracky