Choose Wisely

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?

Because New Jersey got first pick!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Broom Factory	President Clinton & the Pope
You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Bad Drivers	Blonde in the Third Grade	Ark-N-Saw
Blond Father	Whistle While You Twurk	Monster Valentine	Penis Requests a Raise
The Vampire	Gold Digger	Yo mama is so nasty...	Iranians
Yo mama's...Stupid	Soyburger vs dildo	A Toast	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Bubba Gets Smart	Oldest Couple Ever	Yo mama's So Stupid
Lawyer in a Tree	Bin Laid	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Shree Hill
Dictaphone	Blonde and Elephants	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	It Burns
Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Blondes and Fun	Lawyers' Birth Control	Blonde and Genie
Boo Hoo	Ceramic Guys	Le Stinkers	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...
Can't Take You Anywhere	Holy Water	Yo mama sooooo dumb	You mama's so stupid... tripped
Blonde NASA Engineer	Blonde on the Computer	Bush Gets Testy	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer
Screwed, For Sure	Yo mama's So Ugly