Connection Between Star Trek and TP

Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Redneck Pants	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Four Worms and a Funeral
Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck	Politics and Golf	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy
What's The Difference, Yo?	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Hot Air Balloon	Pink Floyd
Baby Talk	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Monks Made a Mistake	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
You're So Poor	Heaven's Shining Waters	Blonde Horses	Please pass the mayo
Marriage Made In Heaven	New Baby	Your teeth are so busted...	Redneck Baseball
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Bush BM	What a Gasser	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Yo mama's so nasty...	Annoying Boy on Bus	Blonde in Grocery Store	Mistaken Identity
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Q & A...Shower	Urinalotta Trouble
Blonde Panties	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Hide the Duke	Blonde Kidnapper
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Old People And Nastiness	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Redneck Anthem
The Housebroken Redneck	Blonde's Medical Exam	Clinton Hijinx	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Quotes About the French