Connection Between Star Trek and TP

Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

5 presidents are on a plane	A Definite Definition	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Suicide Attempt	Doggy Style	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Cosmopolitan Redneck	David's Brother David	Yo mama's...Ugly
The Facts of Life	Blondes Doing the Wave	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Fat
Christmas In Heaven	Yo mama's So Fat	Dead Blonde in Closet	Beer Translations
Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton's Finished Now	Potential & Reality	Straight Leper Flush
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Joke Written By and For Retards	Yo mama's...Ugly
Redneck and Bugs	Clinton's Protection	Dubya 'Do.	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Yo mama's So Fat	Fast Food Blondes	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Definition of Agony
You So Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
I scream for ice cream	A Few Good Lawyers	Mom's Sponge	Bill Gates' Honeymoon
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama so fat...	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Bill Gates and General Motors
Frosty, is that you?	Yo mama is so dumb...