Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Man and Pharmacist	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Clinton's Interns	Viagra for Gramps
Free Sex with Fill Up	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blind Skydivers	Monks Made a Mistake	Yo mama's...Stupid	Clinton's DNA
Door Hinge	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Stupid	Straight Leper Flush
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Dump List	Air Mattress	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Deernuts and Beernuts	Yo mama's So Stupid
Pops the Question	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Wright, Right?	Grandma's Birthday
Lawyers Love Sushi!	Ghetto Mama	Lepechaun at Augusta	Sheep Boy
Yo mama's So Ugly	It's What's For Dinner	Yo mama's...Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Blonde With Braces	Free Sex with Fill Up	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Another Dumb Blonde
I'll Give You...	PC Pot	Space Shuttle Redneck	Bloody Mary
Pig In Summer	Wizard of Oz	Gynecologist Grease Monkey	Fix This
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	A blonde goes into a music store and...