IBM Employers

How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Lab Monkeys	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Another Dumb Blonde	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Moms and Their Snooping
The Dough Boyz	Yo mama's So Poor	Elevator Scene	Quickie
Code for Love	A Real Ball Buster	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Toilet-Bathtub Conversation
Winnie the Pooh	Pa Won't Like It	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Electric Nut
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Blonde in Disguise	Yo mama's So Old	Yo momma so stupid...
Whitehouse Parrot	Hot 'n' Heavy	Monster Valentine	A blonde was cooking dinner
Jane's Addiction	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Get yo fingers bit	Oh My God!	Clinton Stew	Lunch Anyone?
The Dirty Wife	Elevator Scene	Gonna Marry	Pretty Hair
Yo Mama Bath	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Yo mama's so Fat	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...
Yo mama's So Ugly	It's Like Voltron	What Men Need Most	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
Cletus's Christmas	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection