Hotel

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."

And they say, "Go ahead!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Nasty Mama	Blonde Shower	All I Want Is a Beer!	What's That, Tampon?
Flour Patch	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Old Lady Shakes	Dubya Quotes
Yo Mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Blonde at the Doctor's	Yo Mama's So Poor
Capitol Parrot	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	It Ain't Margarita	Your mother is obese...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	George W. Drowning	Yo mama's...Fat	Door Hinge
Pay-Per-Blonde	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	The Blind Man	Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Blonde in the Mirror	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	Brunette Shopping	A manager walks into his office...
Goverment Wrestling Federation	The Blonde Fox	Tennis Balls	Innie Weenie
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Toy Cars And Breastices	Little People have little...	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... License	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall
Blonde Looking for a Job	I Don't Like My Brother	Blonde and Doorknobs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Yummy Mama	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck
Florida Orange Growers	Yo mama's teeth are so big...