Jack-O-Lantern

You might be a redneck if...

...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Hail to the Moron	Elephant Tampon	Accident on the Golf Course
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Pickle in the Pants	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Blonde in a Round Room
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde with Money	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Blonde Skydiver
Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Pervert Psychiatrist	Land Of Milk And Honey	Yo mama's So Stupid
Invisible Carrots	Yo mama's So Stupid	Jokes On You, Teacher	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen
There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	The Blonde Fox	Soapy Sales
Yo Mama's So Poor	Screw The World	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Houston Schoolin'	SF Pregnancy Rate
Mail Order Blonde	Sick Hick	Baby Talk	Lost with Translation
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Jumping Rope	Penis Requests a Raise	Blonde Rows of Corn
David Beckham	Blonde and Missed Bus	One Good Deed	Gold Digger
Morning at the White House	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	Blonde on Fire	Yo mama's So Old
Lunch Anyone?	Handy Blondy