Clinton's Music

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone? A: Because he had a hor-monica.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Please pass the mayo	Lab Monkeys	Elephant Tampon	Heffahump
Lawyers and God	Yo Mama	Go Fish	Bush is a Puppet?
What are you thinking about?	What Sex is Polly?	Perfumed Blonde	Washington Survey
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	What do you call a prostitute's children?
The 11th Commandment	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Helisoft	You're So Poor...Trashcan
Holy Water + Castor Oil	Potential & Reality	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Redneck Theft
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Blonde Road Crossing	Nasty Mama	Leper Hockey
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Runny Noodle	Bad Lawyer
Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	What's the difference between a blonde...	Christmas In Heaven
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Toe Curl	Yo mama's So Nasty
Rump Roastin'	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Limbless Prostitute
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Big Tongue	Hi-Steppin' Mama	The Jewish Vote
Not So Saved by the Bell	Father and Son