Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Topless Sunbather	Three Stupid Wives	Blonde and Blonder	Genie and the Taliban
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Jungle Fever	Jingle Balls	Bush and Cheney Lunch
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Bleachin Yo Mama	Yo mama's So Stupid
Broomsticks	Law School Graduation Gift	Cris Cross	Redneck Job Interview
Yo mama's So Stupid	Toothbrush	Rope a Dope	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	The Proxy Father
The difference between boiling water and	Taxed Blonde	Bad Lawyer	Why does the TV like the remote?
Bamming in 'Bama	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Oscar Meyer	Optimistic Jack
What's green and smells like ...	Blondes and Colds	Yo mama's...Fat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
What Do I Look Like?	Helisoft	The Vampire	Blonde Looking for a Job
Nudist Camp	3 Vampires	Yo Mama's So Old	Gotcha!
P. Diddy on a Diet	Hole in One	Dog Days	Rabbit Breakout
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Stupid