Who to Shoot?

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Work Blows	Lawyers and God	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Poor Blonde	Close But No Cigar	Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo Mama's So Fat
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Mirror, Mirror	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Trucks and Babies	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Big Tongue
Divine Flatulence	Sex Relatively Speaking	Curious Pickup Line	Adam's New Organs
Ed Zachery Disease	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Hot 'n' Heavy	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Eatin' Possum	Pop Goes The Blonde	West Virginia Custody Battle
Loitering Mama	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	Cook
Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Banging and Banking	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
You're So Ugly	Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Old People And Nastiness
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Olllllld Lawyer	Yo mama's So Poor	Barbie and Britney
A Little Testy	Birth Control	A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
West Virginian Women	Bob Dole