Who to Shoot?

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Doggy Style	Blonde with Half a Brain
Six Feet Under The Sheets	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Burger King	Blonde in the Morning
Inventions	Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo mama's... stupid
Redneck Accessories	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Yo mama's...Ugly	Better Luck Next Time
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Innie Weenie	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Higher Larnin'
6.9	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama is so dumb...
Your Parents Messed Up	Snot	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Yo mama's...Fat
Star Trek	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Female Comebacks	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Flies in a Lightbulb	Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Helisoft
Mafia Christmas	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	A blonde goes into a music store and...
Yo mama's smile	Squeaky Clean	Hanging With Rednecks	Love Is Blindness
Finder's keepers	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	River Deep	Wavey Blonde
Material Lust	My First Time