Social Security

What did one duck say to the other?

What?

"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 90...

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5 presidents are on a plane	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Yo mama's So Fat... born
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Grandma	Crab Cakes	Fast Food
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Blonde Alumna	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Speaking Women-ese
Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Ba Ba Black Sheep	THE DRUNK
Blonde on Blonde Jokes	One hungry Bush...	Osama in the Holy Land	Yo mama's so fat... road
Runny Noodle	Bush is a Puppet?	Hormonally Yours	Woman Says, Man Hears
Frosty	Guess Who?	Yo mama's...Fat	Blind Skydivers
Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Lawyer in a Tree	Doctor Demented	Blonde NASA Engineer
Blonde With License	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Shipwrecked
Yo mama's So Nasty	Gum	Q & A...Shower	Taxation
Blondes and Fun	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
Piano Solo	Olllllld Lawyer	Mrs. Shagwell	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Yo Mama the Gourmet	Yo mama's so fat... two buses