The Hook

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo mama's So Stupid	Good Year	Carpet
Kleenex	Daddy, What Is Sex?	In The Navy	Chuckie Cheese Please
Line of Blondes	Yo mama's So Ugly	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Blonde Alumna
Sharper Than a Ginsu	Horny Toad	How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Lake Wannaswimma
Yo mama's So Stupid	Fart Glossary	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Soy Toy
Mrs. Shagwell	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Virgins in Caves	Eye Rub
Playing Doctor	Bush Has a Short One	Yo mama's...Fat	How To Get A Raise
Dye, Blonde, Dye	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	A very successful lawyer parked his...	Grandma's Birthday
Political Pampers	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Blonde Basement	Breakfast of Champions
Bush is a Puppet?	Concorde Humor	Black and White and Red All Over	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Female Comebacks	Dear Old Dad	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
Sex Before Communion	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so ugly	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's...Fat	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.