The Hook

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Rent	Le Stinkers	Capitalism for Dummies
Yo mama's So Fat	Adult Swim	Southern Foreplay	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Bush's Advisors	That's Meaty	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	You Stink So Bad
Pervert Psychiatrist	Yo mama's So Poor	Laxative Cough Therapy	A Definite Definition
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so stupid... order	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Two Things In The Air	Blondes and Cops	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Yo mama's smile	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so fat... chins	Lightbulb...Californians	Peopling The Earth	That Fly
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Racists and Lightbulbs	Fred bin Flintsone	Yo Mama's...Stupid
Ice Cream	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Bishop And The Ass	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
What do u do if a blond...	Man and Pharmacist	What's The Difference, Yo?	Yo mama's...Short
Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass	Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo mama's...Dirty
Blonde Half-Wit	Children and Cars