Air

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?

A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Rows of Corn	Adam 'n' Eve	Blondes Strike Back	Redneck Anthem
Male Masturbation	Husbands' Performance	Biggest Pee Pee	Yo Mama's So Dumb
The Vampire	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Clock	A Real Ball Buster
Confucious...Baseball	Bull	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde Diet
Breast Stroke	Smart Pills	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Sex Math 101
Yo mama's...Fat	Hot Enough For You?	The Wet and the Blonde	Lay off
Bunny Love	Euro-English Instead of German	Blonde - Contractor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Mommy, Mommy!	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Eternal Judgment	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Blonde in a Tree	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
You KNOW You're a Redneck	747 Full of Lawyers	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Please pass the mayo
Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Jerome is Dead!	The Skeleton	Socks
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Gore & Pantyhose	Streakers and Strokers	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress
Maxi Pad to the Fart	A man's logic