Neck in Sand

What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	One Good Deed	An Ugly Position	Blonde Who Has it All
You Work for the Government When:	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo mama's smile	Eating is a Sport
Yo Mama's So Small	Yo mama's so Nasty	Shark Attack	Redneck Porch
Clinton's Interns	Blonde Fired	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Which Hole?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
A Real WANGsta	Blonde...Bananas	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	747 Full of Lawyers
Screw The World	What Didja Learn?	Ignorance	Round and Round It Goes
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	A Real Ball Buster
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Two Hookers
State Slogans	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Redneck Thief	Yo mama's so hairy...
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Finder's keepers	Party!	Shoplifting
People Really Said These Things In Court	Blonde in a Tree	Lying through your tooths	Blonde - Death in the Family
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	White, Slimy, & Horny