Milking

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Vulture	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Adult Swim	Dirty Tricks
Turtle Sexuality	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Gay Irishmen
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Funny Business	How to Mess With the IRS
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Fork it up	Blonde Mixup	Yo mama's...Forklift
What would you do?	The Blind Guy Polemic	Yo mama's So Stupid	Chin nuts
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Blonde in Freezer	Three Stupid Wives	Mom's Sponge
Shipwrecked	Code for Sex	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Blonde and Tracks
Why don't witches wear panties?	Your teeth are so busted...	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
The Vampire	Louisiana Heritage	Yo Mama's So Old	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Yo mama's So Poor	Dog Talk	Redneck Christmas	Switch!
Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Rogaine and Viagra	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around
yo mama's fart stinks so bad ..	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Pitching a Tent
Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag	Little Voice