Leach

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Rent	Blonde at Starbucks	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Blonde Pooltable	Fast Food	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Iraqi Funerals
Chuck The Yuck	Brown and Serve	Peopling The Earth	Two Sperm
Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Easter Egg Hunt
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	North vs. South	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Blonde With License
Yo mama's... easy	Blonde and a Sock	Mechanic's Lube	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Bad Lawyer	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Surprise Package	Modern Science
Blondes in a Volkswagen	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Arkansas Toothbrush	Difference Boy & Girl
Yo mama so stupid...	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo Mama Bath	Ark-N-Saw
You So Ugly	Me, I want a hoola hoop	PC Pot	Monica's First Look
Inventions	Yo mama's So Old	Law School for Nuns	Clinton's Finished Now
The Blue Eye	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...