Leach

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Office English Dictionary	M&M's	The President''s Puzzle
The Patient	Military Service	Fred bin Flintsone	Streakers and Strokers
Biggest Pee Pee	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Tickle These, Elmo
Knock knock... Britney Spears	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Ten Cents	An Ugly Position
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Innie Weenie	Please pass the mayo
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Pee On A Ferrari	Redneck Truck	Three Hellos
How To Get A Raise	Deernuts and Beernuts	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
yo mama's hair...	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Multi-Balls	Three words that describe Britney Spears
Birdie Poem	Put It On Your Organ	Cook	The Blonde and the Zipper
International Beer Syndrome	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Elephant Time	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	You're So Ugly	B-Day Sex	Consulting Fun
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Blonde Passenger	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Yo mama's So Stupid
Sin and Shame	The Lawyer and the Roadkill