Save a Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde...Passenger	No one is safe	Things Just Fallin' Off	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber
Call Me Back	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Go To The LMV
Martian Sex	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Government Tactics	Phone Line
Canni Ball!	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Pervert Psychiatrist	Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	In The Navy	3 Vampires	Lesbians in a Canoe
Ending It All	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Redneck's Medical Dictionary	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Wavey Blonde	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	A blonde was cooking dinner	Poor Boy's Christmas
Please pass the mayo	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Play Dead	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Practice	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Ugly
Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Hand-Eye Coordination	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
Lawyer-Client Relations	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Viva Las Vegas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop
Yo mama so stupid...	Yo momma so stupid...	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Jane's Addiction
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo Mama's So Old