Magic Marker

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Women vs. Dog Poop	A Few Good Lawyers	Little Girls Who Suck	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Elephant Tampon	Work Blows	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Yo mama's Teeth	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Pink, Grey, & Stuck
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Blonde Nurse	Bigfoot and Blonde
Jungle Gaiety	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy
Night Of The Living Dead	Nudist BMOC	Tank Girl	Louisiana Heritage
The Fish-Eating Competition	Inventions	Yo mama's So Poor	Rednecks and TV
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Play Dead	Adam Talks All About Eve
Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Scooby Doo	Fat Chance	Redneck Thief
Lawyer-Client Relations	Stayin' Alive	Blonde Lightbulb	Really Sick
Optimistic Jack	Le Stinkers	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	The Annual Check-Up
Blonde's Backseat	747 Full of Lawyers	Doe a Deer	Yo Mama's Teeth
Yo Mama's Poor Christmas	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat