Shopping

You know you're a redneck when...

you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Canni Ball!	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	Airplane Hijinx
Titillating	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	First Day Out	Weiner Eater
Blonde Who Has it All	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Parakeet Cereal	Gold Digger
Jingle Balls	Vampire Date	Gotcha!	Potential & Reality
The NEW Poopie List!	Men's English	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Yo mama's So Fat
Voodoo Enronomics	You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Yo mama's so stupid...	Blonde's Shoes
Respecting the First Lady	Hot Air Balloon	Bush BM	Star Dreck
Eye Rub	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Clinton's sons	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's So Poor	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Your Parents Messed Up	Man Beats Dog
Lawyer Brains	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Nun vs. Woman
Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Shave and a Hair Cut	The Annual Check-Up	Yo mama's...Fat
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama so ugly...	Clinton's Finished Now
Blonde at Starbucks	Icy Blonde