Osama and Bars

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Chillin' Biddies	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Lawyers in the Trees	First Cut is the Deepest	That's crazy
Topless Sunbather	Blonde...Bananas	Blonde's Earrings	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Woman Says, Man Hears	Redneck Shopper	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Confusing Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck...Deer	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
S & M	Turtle Soup	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	Understanding Marketing
Fooled You	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Don't Say This During Sex	Breakfast of Champions
Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Genie and the Taliban	There were two blondes at the park...	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Blonde and Doorknobs	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Clinton's DNA	Deer Tracks
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Gore & Pantyhose	Nasty Eskimo	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Ceramic Guys	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Redneck Track & Field	Fire Truck
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	zzzzzz