Osama and Bars

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dear Diarrhea	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Vampires in a Bar	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency
Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Male Lie Detector	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Blonde Alumna
David's Brother David	Star Dreck	Topless Sunbather	Blond Restroom Attendant
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Dog Days	Voodoo Enronomics	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
What's the difference between a...	Dikfer	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Mechanical Sex
Flash Me	Bleachin Yo Mama	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Yo mama's So Fat
Boy Scout	What's Your Poison?	Bush Has a Short One	Latex Gloves
Ba Ba Black Sheep	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Finder's keepers	Yo mama's so ugly
Little Johnny is Number One	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Blonde Bet	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Golf On The Sly	Salesman: A New One, Really	Corpsalicious!	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
On the Rooftop	Newlyweds	Lift Off	Peek-A-Boo
Finder's keepers	Clinton's Finished Now