You Can't Put HimTogether Again

What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dinner's Ready!	Virgins in Caves	Yo mama's So Poor	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
Vampires in a Bar	Hiney Bubbles	The roof is on fire	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Burried 10 Feet Under	Euro-English Instead of German	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Redneck Driver's License Application
Man Catches Crocodile	Mail Order Blonde	Redneck Drivers	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch
Bush at the Wheel	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Greasy	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Yo mama's So Ugly	No More Labor Pains	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Atlanta School Board	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Snow Off-White	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Captured Blonde	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Greg Norman	Political Pampers
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Viva Las Vegas	Phone Line	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama is so dumb...	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Clinton's Favorite Things
Jerome is Dead!	Why'd The Redneck?	Fast Food for Rednecks	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
Yo mama's So Old	Little Wanky	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Fat Woman	Intelligent Quotes