You Can't Put HimTogether Again

What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Lucky Frog	Yo mama's...Fat	Baked beans and their delightful tune
What do puppies and gynecologists...	Skittles	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
25 Fun Pool Activities	No one is safe	Hot 'n' Heavy	Ignorance
Handy Blondy	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Chuckie Cheese Please	3 Wishes
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Why did the blonde go up on top...	Burger King	Chalkboard Culprit
Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Bill Gates and General Motors	Yo mama's...Dirty
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Six Hours to Live	Prostitiute's Friends	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Disarming the Guard	Fork it up	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	100,000 Frenchman
Empty Cheeze Whiz	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Getting Old	A man's logic	Yo Mama's Glasses
Difference Boy & Girl	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde's Bad Day	Redneck Computer Lingo
Put It On Your Organ	Osama = Crabs?	Losin' It	What Didja Learn?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	The Devoted Wife