Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and Genie	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	What Are Politics?	Abstinence
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Supermarket Mother	Redneck Anthem	Easter Egg Hunt
Potatoes Hotatoes	Blondes and Candles	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Screw The World	Yo Mama Road Sign	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Free Sex with Fill Up	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Little Johnny is Number One	Fart Glossary
Taliban Snippet	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Confusing Blonde	Hands and Knees
Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Yo mama's So Ugly	And You're Not Even Drunk	Elephant and Man
Yo mama's So Stupid	Lunch Anyone?	Railroad Redneck	Chillin' Biddies
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Piano Solo	Code for Love	You So Ugly
Blonde Test	Lesser Evils	It Ain't Surgery	Yo mama's So Fat
Long Road Home	Hole in One	Helisoft	Redneck on the Radio
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Yo mama so dirty...	911
Hans Across Iraq	Vending Machine and Blonde