Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Leggy Blonde	Dumb as Rocks	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Adam and Eve
Things Found Only In America	Fat Chance	Comfortable	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Go To The LMV	Blondes Doing the Wave
Apple and Worm	Confucious...Baseball	Clinton's Finished Now	Hot Tomato
Euro-English Instead of German	Redneck Communion	Trucks and Babies	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Drunken Man and Blonde	Blonde's Favorite Group	Confucious...Baseball	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama Road Sign	Dumb as Rocks	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Father and Son	Confucius...Sausage	Blonde NASA Engineer	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Animal House	Latex Gloves	Redneck Marital Woes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Flour Patch	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Fly Yi Yi	Vending Machine and Blonde
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Blonde and Blonder
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Concorde Humor 2
Blonde with Half a Brain	Blonde's Air Conditioner