Yo mama is so nasty...

Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?" She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	The Annual Check-Up	Meat Department	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Lawyers and God	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Blondes and cow patties	Leeches	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
Yo mama's So Flat	Blonde...Bananas	Meat Department	Lawyer vs. Snake
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	The Fish-Eating Competition	The Fish-Eating Competition
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Friendly Neighbors	Riding in Cars With Boys	Toy Cars And Breastices
Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	It's A War-Like Country
Wedding Night	Florida Orange Growers	Man Catches Crocodile	Elephant and Man
Yo Mama's Halloween	JFKaput	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Man Beats Dog
Shipwrecked	Scratchy Lottery	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Yo Mama's Glasses
Socks	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Urinalotta Trouble	Office English Dictionary
Legalese	Yo mama's so ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Baby Gates and Microsoft
Yo mama's So Dumb	Eyes Wide Shut