Graduation Present

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Better Luck Next Time	Blonde Boobies	Twelve Inch Pianist
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Blonde...Bananas	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Wal-marks the spot
Your Parents Messed Up	Mirror, Mirror	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Shriveled Lovin'
Yum!	Little People have little...	What's green and smells like ...	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Invisible Carrots
Three Girls Go Camping	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Redneck Grandma	Marriage Made In Heaven
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Elephant and Prostitute
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Yo Mama's So Stupid	David Beckham Redux	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick
Yo Mama's Feet	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	What is red and green?	Yo mama's So Old
SAG Meeting	Ten Cents	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Sick Hick
Redneck Wins the Lottery	Lost with Translation	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick
Elephant and Man	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Y'might Be A Redneck	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes
Corpsalicious!	Yo mama's nasty!