Graduation Present

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dubya 'n' Drugs	You Might Be a Redneck if...	I feel like chicken tonight	Orgy at Never Neverland
Three Hellos	Clinton & KFC	The Housebroken Redneck	Windows 666
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Yo mama's....Halloween	Redneck Death	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Grass Eater	Yo mama's So Fat	Tickle These, Elmo	Blonde with Chickens
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	If You Could!
Blonde's Bridge	Broom Factory	Medical Miracles	Hard Sleepin'
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Gary Condit's M.O.	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	What is LXIX?
Blonde - Contractor	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	The Answer
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama Bald	Blonde's Salon
Sex Relatively Speaking	Snot	Bamming in 'Bama	Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Yo mama's So Stupid	Headache	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
Y'might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Easy
Swim Meet	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws