Get Off

How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
Whack him off!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	M&M's	Baby Mama
Blonde's Challenge	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Yo mama's So Poor	There was this redneck that walked into a ...
Ignorance	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	A Blonde with Earrings	Yo mama's So Fat
Clinton after Coitus	The Dentist	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Perfumed Blonde
747 Full of Lawyers	Ending It All	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Call Me Back
Blonde Nurse	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Stumbling and Mumbling
Blondes n' Crayons	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Pleasure vs. Disgrace
Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Yo mama's So Stupid	Finder's keepers	Hoshimota	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS
The Naked Truth	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo mama's so poor...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Tire vs. Condoms	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	One Good Deed
New Canadian Flag	Pickle Slicer	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Rules For Work
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Blonde's Appendicitis