Hillbilly Animal Etiquette

What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common? They both lick their paws.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's DNA	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	People Really Said These Things In Court	The Shakes
Guns don't kill....	Exotic Male Dancer	Yo mama's So Poor	A manager walks into his office...
Crab Cakes	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde - Contractor	Yo mama's So Fat
Job Fair	In a murder trial...	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Yo mama's So Stupid	One hungry Bush...	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Star Trek
What do you call 88 rednecks...	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Chair Man of the Board	Viagra for Gramps
What do puppies and gynecologists...	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's so hairy...	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Psychology Class	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Car Crash
Homosexual	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Infectious Fast Food
Dictaphone	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Respectfully Cheating
The Definition of	Yo Mama's Feet