Hillbilly Animal Etiquette

What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common? They both lick their paws.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	32 Rednecks	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer
Osama's Valentine	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde's Backseat
Lift Off	What Has 100 Teeth?	Monica's First Look	Bush Does a Favor
Monks Made a Mistake	S&M Sans Rubber Suits	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Red Ring
You're Like A...	Like Midgets In The Night...	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
You So Ugly	Watch and Learn	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Nudist Camp	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Why does the TV like the remote?	Yo mama's So Stupid
Princess Di and Thomas	Blonde Panties	Man and Pharmacist	Blonde's Wine
Pre-Paid Plan	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	SAG Meeting	69er's Get Sacked
Gay Man in Church	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Get You With The Nine
Blonde's Favorite Group	Blonde & Cruise	Smokey the Bear	Roy the Rooster
Dog Days	Material Lust	TiVo	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Monica At The UN