Picking Up Girls

You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Really Bloody Mary	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Stinkin' Proof	Little Wanky	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Deaf and Dumb Kid
Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Yo mama's So Poor	Beer Consumption	Jingle Balls
Plaster Lawyers	Yo mama's So Ugly	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Sex Relatively Speaking	Yo mama's So Poor	Monkey Business
Yo mama's So Fat	Perfumed Blonde	Shriveled Lovin'	The corporate ladder
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Funny Business	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's So Stupid	Twelve Inch Pianist	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Blondes and Candles	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	The Redneck's Milk
Silent Bunny Humping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Banana Peel	Yo mama's So Lazy
Redneck... Rich	Pinocchio and Splinters	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Twisted Baby Joke	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Redneck Grandma	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
Osama = Crabs?	Yo mama's so fat... hospital