Signs

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Your teeth are so busted...	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Fishermen with Skills
Hot 'n' Heavy	Donkey Compliment	Blonde...Bananas	Six Feet Under The Sheets
Martian Sex	Love At First Sight	Banana Peel	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
A helping hand	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Q & A...Shower
Southern University Psychology	Peanut In Your Ear	Yo mama is a fatty	Yo mama's...Fat
Autoblonde	Jane's Addiction	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	Blonde and Prawn
Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Screwdrivin' Clinton	The Mailbox
Yo mama's so stupid...	The Bill Clinton Sale	From Cradle to Ladle	Bunny Love
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Corpsalicious!	Blonde - Detectives	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Blondes and Fun	Two blondes are walking down a road...
Ask The Doctor	Yo mama's So Stupid	It's What's For Dinner	Redneck Computer Lingo
Corn Hole	Close But No Cigar	The Brass Rat	SAG Meeting
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Step Right Up...