Drowning Terrorist

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	Who's the Boss?	What did the blonde say after ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
Christmas in West Virginia	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Gorilla Control
Osama is Celebate	The Three Ugly Ducklings	How many blondes does it take...	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Confucious...Baseball	Gross, Grosser, Grossest	Y'might Be A Redneck
Prison Carpenter	Leggy Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly	Marriage Made In Heaven
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Y2K Nostalgia	Ouch!	Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Florida Orange Growers	Blonde and Pizza	Eternity
Chair Man of the Board	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
The Invention of the Copper Wire	Confucius Say	David's Brother David	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Screwed, For Sure	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	Star Dreck	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Yo Mama's Poor Christmas	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Tag	So you want to marry a millionaire ?
Magic Watch	Name That Animal, Kids	Jenna and Barbara's Companion	The Clever Lawyer
Nudist Camp	Yo Mama's So Stupid