Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?

A: He only comes once a year.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and Genie	Lab Monkeys	Yo Mama's So Dumb	The Lawyer's Funeral
Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Highly Illogical	Hot 'n' Heavy
Bigfoot and Blonde	Satisfaction	Yo mama's So Fat	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Hot Air Balloon
Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
You Might Be A Redneck	Cook	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Redneck Fly-swatter
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Redneck Restroom	Work Blows
Blonde In A Bathroom	The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
NASCAR	Blonde NASA Engineer	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Two Blondes and a Camel
Vaseline Knob	Nudist Camp	Dinner's On The Table	Blonde Tag
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Blonde in Natchitoches	Door Hinge	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause
Yo mama's so fat... road	Yo mama's...Fat	My First Time	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Please pass the mayo