Lawyer vs. Vampire

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Blonde On A Fence	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?
Donkey Compliment	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Get You With The Nine	Sports and Virility
Genital Mutilation is Funny	No Special Sauce?	Be Careful With That Viagra	Barbie and Britney
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Clinton and a lightbulb	Texan Poetry
Honda	Yo mama's So Fat	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Yo Mama's Animal Cookies
Southern Values	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Mouth Organ
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Lawyers in Lust	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Martian Sex	Flash Me	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	SF Pregnancy Rate
Never Seen A Priest	Captain Hook's Death	Finder's keepers	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Put It On Your Organ	A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Priests and Christmas Trees	Eating is a Sport
Highbrow Genital Jokes	Church	Beep Beep	Y'might Be A Redneck
Return the Dog	Air Head on a Beer	Yo mama's...Forklift	Monica At The UN
Scratchy Lottery	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface