The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Fishermen with Skills	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Night Of The Living Dead	Yo mama's So Stupid
Highly Illogical	Blondes and cow patties	Yo Mama So Dry	Holy Water
Yo mama's So Ugly	Pigskin Pro	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Yo mama's...fat
Biting	Tank Girl	Heavy Sack	Rednecks and TV
Yo mama's So Flat	Hiding In The Closet	Sex Math 101	The Dough Boyz
The Blonde Fox	California Gay Whale	Condom Dog	Yo mama's So Fat
Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Jew Unit
The Perfect Woman	Arkansas Scholars	Curd and Rod	Piano Solo
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Yo mama's...Fat	Taliban Bingo	A Crappy Date (A True Story)
Clinton's Protection	Death Row in Women's Prison	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Joke for Limeys
The Cross-Eyed Cow	In a murder trial...	Mouth Organ	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Hard Sleepin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag