The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Take yo mama to work day	Current Administration	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
Sex vs. Computers	Turtle Sexuality	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Jungle Fever
Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Tennis Balls	Hot Tomato	Dirty Tricks
Yo mama's So Ugly	Q & A...Shower	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Women vs. Dog Poop
Seasick	You Work for the Government When:	Ultimate Rejection	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell
Ignorance	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's smile	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Florida Orange Growers	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	The Perfect Woman
Bush and Gore, together again	Carefully Placed Periods	Three Gay Men	You Big Tomato
The Aggie	Archeological Gag	Little Green Balls	Curly Sue
Yo mama's so fat... hospital	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	The Blonde Hostess	Blonde, Redhead, Parrot
Lightbulb Flies	A Shave and a Shine	Blond with a cell phone	Blondes at a Drive-In
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so dumb...	Do it like mammals	Afghani Fowl
Redneck Grandma	Lesbian Harem