Possums

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck...TV Antenna	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Blonde Bicycle
Lightbulb... Rednecks	Jungle Fever	Feeling Like A Woman	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Confucius Say	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Blonde Cell Death	Blonde Who Has it All
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Lawyers in the Trees	The corporate ladder	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Blonde Counting Sheep	Blonde Joke	Hot Air Balloon
Thee You In The Moth Pit	Bush and Bill	Special Remedy	That's crazy
Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Smurf and Turf	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Tennis Balls	OSU	Topless Sunbather	Euro-English Instead of German
Coming Into The Closet	Hiding In The Closet	What Didja Learn?	Lawyer in a Tree
Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's so Fat	Jack and Jill II
Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Little Green Balls	David's Brother David	Tardy Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Blonde's Backseat	Piano Solo
You're Like A...	What Do I Look Like?