Legless Poodle?

What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A sponge.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Politics?	Yo mama's So Fat	Elephant Tampon	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Joke for Limeys	Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	Bush is a Puppet?	Law School for Nuns
The Christmas Elf Massacre	Yo Mama's So Poor	Broom Factory	Cow with No Legs
Yo mama's...Stupid	Gold Digger	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	One Drunken Night
What would you do?	Women Pass Less Gas	Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo mama's...Stupid
The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	A Daring New Position	Watch Where You Step	America has finally captured Saddam ...
He's So Lucky, He's A Star	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Sanitary Blonde	Yo Mama's House Is So Small	32 Rednecks	Blonde's Salon
Yo mama's So Lazy	Birdie Poem	Scratchy Lottery	Florida Orange Growers
The Shakes	Go Fish	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	I'd Rather Have a Puppy
Blank Willow	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	The Devout Catholic Woman	Nursing Home
Interblonde	Really Bloody Mary	Al Gore's Piercing	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Blonde and Brunette, Falling