Legless Poodle?

What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A sponge.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam's Bumperstickers	Yo mama is so stupid...	5 presidents are on a plane	Guns don't kill....
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Wal-marks the spot	Ark-N-Saw	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Be Careful What You Wish For	Yo Mama's So Fat	THE DRUNK
Blondes and cow patties	Yo mama's...Curb	The Blind Man	Archeological Gag
Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	Donkey and Onion	Yo mama's so ugly... kid	Abstinence
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Why I Am So Tired	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Line of Blondes	Yo mama so fat...	Homeward Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Play Dead	Redneck Bubble Baths	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Blonde Horse Sense	Yo mama's...Fat
Cosmopolitan Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	FLAT BLONDE	It's What's For Dinner
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Sex Relatively Speaking	Never Seen A Priest	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
Big Tongue	Dinner's Ready!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Not So Saved by the Bell