132 legs, 8 teeth

Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Yummy Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Hot Air Balloon
Yo Mama's So Fat... God	National Bird	Yo mama's so Nasty	That's tacky
The Doctor's Convention	Two fraternity brothers...	Redneck Anthem	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Red Ring	Doggy Style	Winnie the Pooh	Parakeet Cereal
Yo Mama's So Old	Lesbians in a Canoe	The Millennium Kid	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen
Five Minutes to Midnight	We take you now to the Oval Office	Redneck Job Interview	Hot Enough For You?
Blonde Test	Bush Has a Short One	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	Jack and Jill II	Ark-N-Saw	Monica's New Boyfriend
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Love At First Sight	Yo mama's So Old	Walk the Walk
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Burnt Blonde Ears	Three Dumb Hunters	Boo Hoo
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Easter Blondies	Testing, Testing	Redneck Shopper
Little Johnny's Wish	Bad Case of the Stutters	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Yo mama's so fat... two buses