Shopping

You know you're a redneck when...

you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Yo mama's So Poor	Chillin' Biddies	Adam 'n' Eve
Cartoon Animal Infidelity	High Sperm Count	Bedside Confession	Call Me Back
Dirty Swiss	Tasties in a Half Shell	Yo mama so stupid...	yo mama's hair...
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Yo mama so dirty...	Snack Food
Buried Lawyers	Taxed Blonde	Goverment Wrestling Federation	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Yo mama's...Ugly	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	West Virgin-ia	Redneck Fly-swatter
Blonde and License Plates	Why did the blonde go up on top...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Redneck Yardwork
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	I Don't Like My Brother
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Hot Lunch	JFKaput
Infectious Fast Food	Little Boy Blue	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Latex Gloves
Yo mama's...Fat	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Wavey Blonde	Space Shuttle Redneck
Chicken Crossfire	Running for Office	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	The Honest Lawyer
Rogaine and Viagra	Clinton's Bookmarks