Lock 'em up

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Shower	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	The Vampire
Yo mama's So Ugly	Brown and Serve	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Inner Space
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Double Wide	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Line of Blondes
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Disarming the Guard	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's Halloween
The Wet and the Blonde	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Yo mama's So Fat	Potential & Reality
Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Muffler	Redneck Toasts
Elephantitis	How do you drown a blonde?	Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	32 Rednecks
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Hot 'n' Heavy	Long Road Home
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Peckers	Pitching a Tent	David Beckham
Yo mama so dirty...	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Hard Sleepin'	Pow Wow Ow!
Blonde Robbery	White House Visitors	Another Saturday Night	The Aggie
Government vs. Mafia	Why did the blonde get fired...