Hairy Birth

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Talking Italian	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Microsoft and a Halter Top
BlondeMotorWorks	Yo mama's So Fat	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's So Old
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	Why did the blonde get fired...	Blond Father	Blonde's Backseat
Yo mama's So Fat	Let's Live On Love	Monica's First Look	OJ's Airport Limo Service
One hungry Bush...	Gary Condit's M.O.	Lawyer Means...	You Might Be A Redneck...Custody
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Gay Picnic	Southern Foreplay
Monday Night Osama	Yo Mama's Animal Cookies	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo mama's nasty!
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Hiding In The Closet	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	A Few Good Men
Yo mama's...Ugly	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	A Natural Blind	What Is Politics?
Blonde Riding Shotgun	Eternity	Vampires in a Bar	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Your mom is so stupid...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Dinner's Ready!	Soy Toy
Headache	Tap Dancin'	J.Lo and doorknobs	You KNOW You're a Redneck
Government Tactics	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong